All I could think of when I put this outfit on yesterday was a joke that always made me laugh when I was little. Are you ready for it? Okay: What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper! I can hear you groaning. But I just can't help myself, I'm going to give you another one. Where does the lone ranger take his garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump! Wow, I slay me. Here's my all time favorite: Knock Knock. (Answer me, just do it.) Dwayne. (Come on, you know your line.) Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
**Disclaimer: the hilariousness of my jokes is not a direct indicator of the amount of sleep I've had. I'm always this funny. It's a gift.
Black and White tee: Old Navy; "Red All Over" sweater: XT, shopmamie.com; pants: Gap; necklace, Target; belt: Loft; flats: Isaac Mizrahi for Target
Song: A Day in the Life by the Beatles
In all seriousness, have you entered my giveaway yet? It's a $55 gift certificate to CSN Stores. Come on, do it. I know, it's hard to stop laughing. It will only take a second though. Then you can get back to my funny jokes.